I would like to write michelle trachtenberg and encourage her in her wholesomeness. Do you think she'd actually read it? She probably has a PR person to handle that stuff. I've never written fanmail before, but there's just something about Ms. Trachtenberg. Maybe she'll marry me :-p

Michelle Trachtenberg
c/o Buffy the Vampire Slayer
c/o UPN
11800 Wilshire Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90025

I met up in reunion fashion with a group of people with whom I had taken a swimming course, but in the pool was a large creature. It seemed mostly like a shark, but when it came up to the top of the water, its head was like that of a dog. I didn't want to get into the water where that thing could get me (it looked really mean!), but the others in the pool and the instructor said he was easily dealt with, and they showed me: As I neared the edge of the pool, the sharkdog came up to the surface and was barking and snarling at me. One of my classmates grabbed the sharkdog's nose and pushed down, swimming until the sharkdog was at the bottom of the pool. That is clearly how you deal with such a creature. So I swam for a while, still nervous about the thing. I got out and it followed me. It was now on four legs while out of the pool. I left the natatorium and found myself in a market square type of place, where I saw charlie. I got really nervous the sharkdog would tear him apart, but the two just played together.