Last night, I was trying to find a new place to live, and received a letter telling me that i had received permission to add an expansion to my current apartment. This was pretty exciting because I really just want one more room in THIS apartment (and also a second bathroom, maybe).
I had to drive to work, and was walking out to my car when I saw three suspicious people walking toward a black SUV next to my car. On my way there, two guys stopped me and told me that I had to die soon, but I got to pick the way that I was going to die. I didn't like this idea at all, but they kept telling me how if I were married and died, the person to whom I was married would receive a pension equal to my current work pay. This really wasn't all that great of a comfort, but I realized I had to get married soon so my death could help someone. They asked me how I would like to die, but I couldn't get over the idea of HAVING to die (sounds like a certain book to me), so they just started making suggestions. I think they thought that because I'm a Christian, crucifixion would be the best option, though I couldn't imagine that would be the case. I continued walking to my car.
When I got in, the other three suspicious people got into my car, too. Somehow I had gotten into my own back seat and reached up to lock the passenger door, but not the driver's side door. They were telling me something, but I could only think of how I needed to get away. The person in the driver's seat had an MP3 player, so I grabbed the headphone cord and tried to strangle them with it. I think I had learned some Alias style moves, and used them to get away.
Later that night while I was sleeping (in my apartment, which felt backwards in my head, kind of like my parents' home does whenever I dream about it) I heard some strange noises and became worried, but didn't find anything when I checked it out. I turned off the loud air conditioner and fell back asleep. Then I woke up again in the middle of the night, got Jen up, and went out to the living room (which looked more like Helen and Kelly's living room). I was talking to Jen and she nonchalantly mentioned, "all the bikes." I didn't know what she was talking about, but when I turned around, there were brand new bikes all around the apartment, including up on the ledge near the ceiling. There was also an elliptical machine for Jen. Apparently the Mafia wanted to recruit me, and were trying to woo me with gifts such as these. Curious, very curious.
When I woke up, I had opened the box for some car speakers and had strewn screws and things around my bed. Leo was playing with them.
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