Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Last night I was part of a husband/wife spy type team who had to rescue their son. I kept telling my wife (who looked surprisingly like Lois griffin from Family Guy) that she had to do something else while I SCUBAd to find the kid, but she insisted on coming along. Then I became a third party SCUBAer who was very inexperienced in the spy biz. When I came across an enemy SCUBAer, I tried to hold his head under water (after somehow disabling his SCUBA gear), but I kept bringing his head very close to the surface. Then I tried to shove him into the wheelwell of a submerged car, but couldn't get him to stay in there. That's when I realized that I was actually trying to drown not a person, but a cat, and the cat became leo! I WAS TRYING TO DROWN LEO!!! I quickly brought him up for air and promptly quit the spy business.

The End