Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Last night, Andy Meneely had anyone and everyone from Calvin over to his mansion for a week long party. I kept getting lost, and accidentally walked in on Andy and Kelly making out at one point. I had to interrupt them to ask for directions. It's their own fault, really, they were making out on the floor in the hallway!

I went with someone to take out the trash, but he was wearing a suit. A man in a car came up to us and started harassing the person I was with, so I counter harassed him and stole lots of money from his wallet. I walked away, but ran into the woods for fear that he was going to run me over. Instead he pulled out a gun and shot at me. He missed, but I pretended that he hit me and laid on the ground. He was driving away when I accidentally moved and he stopped. I'm not sure if I was going to survive or not.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Yesterday was a crazy day, thus resulting in crazy dreamage:

First I dreamt that I was in the middle of a huge to-the-death free-for-all. For some reason it was (I think) between Sunnis and Shiites. Everytime someone was killed, one of two bloody bodies was raised up to signify a point for that team. I was one of the last three alive, and at that point it was no longer a religious battle. The last three were me, someone hiding behind a wall that I couldn't see (I think we were in a setup similar to my parents bedroom, but bigger and empty, and the third person was in the bathroom area), and Mr. Burns from the simpsons, but younger and more lively. Mr. Burns had a large, sharp, shiny axe. He had to be careful because he was the only one that was vulnerable to two opponents. He threw the axe at me as he rolled, but I dodged and the axe began bouncing around in the corner. I couldn't grab it until it stopped bouncing without risking bodily injury (and thus death) to myself. The third person came out from hiding and it was a woman, and we all ended up with a hand on the axe when they called an end to the competition. We were each given $734.

In my second dream, I was walking down White Bear Rd. near my parents' house. I tried to find a secret back entrance to their property, but was distracted by someone with a dog. I couldn't tell if the dog wanted to bite me or lick me, so I put my hand out to find out. It did a combination of both, similar to what Stitch would do if he were excited (when ISN'T he excited?)

I continued on and realized that even though I was wearing my sunglasses, I was having a hard time seeing anything at all. I had to squint for everything but still could not see much. I came out of the woods and saw my somewhat renovated high school up on the hill past a small ravine. I considered jumping over an area that seemed narr wouldn't be able to reach. Fortunately, I looked over to the left and saw that some kids had made a dirt bridge so that they could bike over it on the way to school. I walked over it and up to the school, but when I got there I had to use my work badge to badge in. Turns out I had somehow entered a rival research company, so I decided to use this as a time to scope out and sabotage the competition. I freed some monkeys and a genetic combination between a bear and a hamster. I then decided that I should find some scrubs to steal, since I was walking around in my MPI scrubs. THe last thing I remember was going into the locker room.