I don't even know where to begin.  Let's start with a summary to remember each part:

From the night before last:
RV trip with my dad
  -gas station
  -underwater bridge
Travel abroad trip with Rob
  -Wagon ride
  -Forgetting things
  -Borrowing cigarettes
  -Goat attack
  -Train ride
  -Secret passageways
Pulling out long in-grown hairs

From last night:
Mission to thwart thieves
  -truck ride
  -Shadowcat-like superpowers
Spy Training
  -One gun, one clip
  -Secret entrance from tunnel
  -Headquarters, welcome
  -Meeting Gabriel
  -Attack on headquarters, not sure which side people are on
  -Gabriel's help
Back in High School
  -In band, no lessons all semester
  -Survey worth large part of grade, started strong, got distracted
  -bathroom break, bell choir instructor
  -visiting principal, asking about shotput
  -in the bathroom, large toilet, no seat, jelly/ice cubes
  -Justin McAlpine smoking